$MUGGED
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you don't exist yet
connect a wallet to take a side. the alley doesn't care, but it remembers.
● INCIDENT IN PROGRESS

MUG OR
BE MUGGED.

INCIDENTS 0

on this street every trade is a coin flip. heads you mug a holder for their bag. tails a stranger lifts yours before you hit your wallet. there is no pot, no house, no second chance. $MUG settles in the same block.

READ THE DOCTRINE ↓
THE RULES OF THIS ALLEY

FIFTY-FIFTY.
NO COPS.

01

EVERY SWAP IS A COIN FLIP

You buy. You sell. Each trade trips a coin in the air. Heads, you walked away with a wad someone else was holding. Tails, a stranger pocketed yours before you noticed. No pot, no house, no waiting period — the alley settles in the same block.

02

VIGOR TILTS THE ODDS

Confidence shows in the alley. A big buy reads as a hunter — your heads probability climbs to 75%. A big sell reads as panic — heads drops to 25%. Below the median trade size everything is a clean fifty-fifty. The math is fair. The math also notices you.

03

THE BIGGER YOU PUSH, THE BIGGER THE TAKE

Mug rate scales with swap size. Tiny trades carry 0.5–1% stakes. The whales play for 5–10% with a 5,000 MUG hard ceiling per event. A swap can move enough to make the dispatch feed remember your wallet for a week.

04

ELIGIBILITY KEEPS IT HUMAN

Targets and muggers must hold ≥ 0.25% of supply, must have been around for 5+ minutes, and must have traded in the last 24 hours. Flashloans get nothing. After being touched a wallet sits out 10 minutes — no whale gets drained in a single block.

05

NO POT EVER ACCUMULATES

Every cent of every event moves between two wallets. The contract doesn't hold anything. There is no rug to pull. The only way to escape the game is to drop below the eligibility threshold — and that means losing the ability to mug anyone else.

06

THE ALLEY REMEMBERS

Every incident lives on chain as an Incident event. Mugshots, ladder, wanted board, your rap sheet — all of it is derived from the same public log. There is no off-chain database. Anyone can rebuild this site from a fresh RPC.

PUBLIC LEDGER

INCIDENTS

0 of 0 on the books
TIME#TYPEMUGGER → VICTIMPROB%TAKE
no incidents match this filter
NET-TAKE STANDINGS

THE LADDER

everyone in the alley, ranked by who took whose bag
MUGGERSNET TAKE +
this side of the ledger is empty
MARKSNET TAKE −
this side of the ledger is empty
MOST-WANTED

THE BOARD

if you see them in the alley, walk faster
no warrants out yet
ON THE STREETS

WHALE WATCH

who's eligible right now · cooldown timers live
WALLETBAGJUMPS / PRIORSCOOLDOWN
no eligible whales · the pool is dry
STREET MATH

THE GRID

x = swap size · y = mug % · color = outcome
101001K10K100K MUG
10%5%0%
HEADS · MUGGER WONTAILS · VICTIM GOT HITBIG MARKER · TAKE > 1K MUG
$MUG OR BE MUGGED

every swap a coin flip. heads you mug. tails you get mugged. nothing else.

DISPATCH
  • sepolia · testnet · chain 11155111
  • (not deployed · mock mode)
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THE LAW

this contract is permissionless and immutable once renounced. there is no escrow. crypto is risk-on; participation can result in total loss. nothing here is financial advice.

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